Ugly - During those runs, we received ugly faces
such as; Margaret Kadoa with BTC, Catherine of Straight talk, Harriet Sagging
Boobs the returnee together with Wamala & Barbara the fruits of her labour,
John Galiwango a hawker from Kitintale, David from England together with
Martins’ his house boy, Black Yoyo the returnee, Sarah from the US, Nina from
German, Janet the English who emigrated from the USJackline Kobusinge a
lecturer at UCU, Apolo Lumu in Kampala investigating frau d off springs Matumbwe
Halima working with World
Tutor Tour Company, Marvin Kibuka Musoke of UPE.
were, Baale from Masaka, Nekesa Janet a Cashier at a Computor Centre, Rachael,
Moesha, Capt. Geoffrey Kyomuhendo of UPDF, Michael Kiwanuka based in the uk,
Juliana Ugandan, Susan a Police Officer all the way from LondonJohn made to
come all the way by Witch Doctor, Clay Fish the returnee who has been ruuning
in the Himalayas, Code Peas, Ema Kerunen the rugger and Complainer together
with rent boy the returnees.
Sinners – During the same period Stretch Marks,
Federo, Mazongoto continued to appear in the National press without the
knowledge and permission of the H/M, Muddy Blow Job, Hillary, Pisser, Hacken
Bush and Bin Counter did organize beers at the MTN marathon at a subsidized
rate of only Ushs. 1,000/= without permission to the annoyance of the hashers.
Their sinful act caused the hashers to close their tent late at 5 p.m. when all
other participants had closed
their tents at 11 a.m. Of course Mupakasi took the occasion to drink (25)
bottles of Moonberg unnoticed.
sinners were; Kabuki & Knock Knees for running the MTN Marathon in a Zain
T/shirt, Sleepery when wet for coming late, Hash Mzee for running like he was
having an orgasm, Federo & Rip Off for running on to the stage like
possessed wankers and eventually grabbing chicks and squeezed them without the
permission of the H/M, Dayo for taking (2) Months from KH3 to train for the
Kazi run where he collapsed after only one Km, Loketo & Wanchekecha for
doing it at the trail, Slippery when Wet for feeding a Rolex to a fellow male
wanker Wide Load, Conman, Dip Stick & Perry Marson for appearing in a sex
maganize. They were all awarded DDs as per the hash tradition.
Archivers - During the said period, Warm Beer clocked
(400) runs, Muchira (300) runs Federo (200) runs, Shave Mabira, Muddy Blow Job,
Itching Thighs, Prick Searcher, Off-Layer, Malungu Martin, Pipping Dick,
Mazongoto, Hawker, Nsamba Daniel, Kapapala, Wide Load and Slippery when wet
Baptism – For those who did not know, it is
official that Zubeda Kiryowa became TUBELESS,
Wonekha Olive the PM for Bududda became GINGLE
BALLS, Joseph Sali became POPE
THREADER, Soo-Ryun Kwon became Dog Eater, and Becca Schwarts became SOLAR ERECTION.
HashShitters – As you are aware, before the hash
chatterers are always rewarded for their good behaviours. This time around,
Appendix was rewarded together with the German Shepherd I hear who did plastic
surgery on her hips to have a kapapala. Others chatterers were; Black Yoyo,
ManU, Shave Mabiraon hers