Kampala Hash House Harriers

June 2009
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HASHZINE 4 JUNE – JULY  2009 COVERING RUNS UP TO 1325

These runs took us from Kyanja Prime Petrol Station on to Neighbour’s Pub and ended up at the Acid Survivors Foundation Uganda. With the exception of Hillary, Stretch Marks & Casino, it appears that Dirty Dick and Hacken Bush had a hand in the remaining trails. I hear the level of Njawulo in hosting the hash is increasing by the day. So if you have not set a hash, this is the time to think about it not with this Credit munch or is it the hunger project. Any way On On wankers to our next run at Kampala Club!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

During our last run, Hashers were informed that acid attack can befall anyone and therefore at the Acid Survivors Foundation Uganda, victims are rehabilitated, educated, trained in pressure garment making in addition to legal and medical support and Advocacy.

Because of the above info, hashers were terribly scared and if you thought the hash was only about beer drinking and running, know it today that hashers also have a human face or is it a social responsibility. If you did not know, KH3 did donate 2,000,000/= to the Acid Survivors Foundation Uganda on the 13th day of July 2009 at about 8.15 p.m. thankx to the wise leadership of the Mismanagement Committees of the Africa Interhash & KH3 led by Hillary & Kabuki. The way to go – CARITAS IN VERITATE On On all the way to Heaven!!!!!!!!!!.   

NOTICE BOARD -  

 

On the 8th day of August 2009, KH3 will be hosting the Nabugabo Sand Beach Run at Masaka. The following are the Charges;

         A hostel of (10) beds at Ushs. 30,000/= each bed inclusive of transport or Ushs. 18,000/= when you transport yourself.

         (8) big rooms with (4) Mazongoto beds each at Ushs. 35,000/= inclusive of the transport of Ushs. 12,000/= or Ushs. 23,000/= minus transport.

         (10) Tents @ Ushs. 37,000/= per person inclusive of transport or Ushs. 25,000/= minus transport.

         (22) rooms with (2) Mega Mazongoto beds each at Ush. 40,000/= inclusive of transport or Ushs. 28,000/= minus transport.

         (14) presidential Suite type of Cottages with (2) beds each at Ushs. 45,000/= inclusive of transport or Ushs. 33,000/= minus transport.

         NOTE 1: If you have your own transport, charges will be discounted by Ushs. 12,000/= Only.

         NOTE 2: If you come in your own Motor vehicle, Motor cycle, Bicycle, Tractor or grader & you happen to have carried your own house, you will be required to pay Ushs. 12,000/= Only for the Party.

         NOTE 3: Believe the info given at your own peril. Mismanagement will not be held responsible.

UGLY FACES -   During the period in issue, we garnered wankers like; Carol Kiraso, Lawrence NyorimaO the perations Manager Amploc Logistics, Simon Mukibi visiting Big Sam the alleged father, Maggie from Sanfrancisco, Paulina from Michigan, Rebecca, Jessica & Alison from the USA, Rose Luzige the celebrated Liar, Sade the Nigeria Kineke, Sarah Kyomugisha & Elias James both of UPE, Chris a music teacher @ Kampala Music School but coming from the UK, Emmanuel Komolo working as researcher at the Institute of Public Health, Mulago, Mastula Kamulegeya a teacher by profession currently vending Twin Tower elongation medication in Kampala. Chugamu Bum & Arrow Girl the returnees, Betty Lanyero a teacher at Ambroseli International School, Nicholas from German, Joe of Califonia USA, Pimpest from the Nairobery, Charity Namaganda a business woman, Rooney from Denmark working with Binary Solutions, Michael and Kate I don’t know from where. They were all welcomed with a DD each accompanied by the various hash tunes. On On!!!!!!!!!!

SINNERS – The most outstanding sinners were; Kifulugunyu for ever complaining about trails yet he has never set any, Buffalo Dung for un gracefully using an “F....” word on an ugly face, Defaulter for degrading the hash environment by pissing at the trail, Dog Eater I hear for disappearing into the bush with a phone at the K’la – Jinja Relay and re-emerging without it, Ball Scratchier & Susan Achom for shitting on the car, Katanga Bbi for holding out the next to represent Uganda in the next BBA Africa and Mama Birahuni for bribing Dirty Dick.

CHATTERBOXES & HASH SHIT

 

Dog Eater and Mr. Whooper were the outstanding winners for the Chatterbox during this period reason being their greatest love for vibrating machines. On On!!!!!

And finally I hear when Muhamed refused to move to the Mountain, the Mountain moved to Muhamed. Such was the real story when the hash moved to Gogolo to award him the hash shit. I hear the wanker had claimed to be a mahogany of sorts. Of course the other hashshitters were Jemima Barigye for sacrilegiously stealing hash beer on her 5th run & Kijoroto for insulting the H/M. On On to the next hash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serious thought for the week: Generous Lawyer

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer. "But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too."

"But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered. "Bring them as well" replied the lawyer. They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you." 

The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."

 

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